Wife Cheating


A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch any activities that might
develop.
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree.
Not see.

NO FEE.

Last Confesssion

Delroy was on his deathbed. His wife, Puncey was maintaining a vigil by
his side.

She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused
him from his slumber. He looked up and his ashy lips began to move
slightly.

"My darling," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk."

He was insistent. "Puncey," he said in his tired voice. "I have something
I must confess to you."

"There is nothing to confess," replied the weeping Puncey, "Everyting will be
alright, go to sleep."

"No, no. I have to die in peace, Puncey. I have to tell you...I slept with
your mother, sister and your best friend."

"I know", Puncey whispered softly, "Thats why I poisened you"