A blonde joke

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy", she yelled.
"We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,
but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good", said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde", said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy", she
yelled. "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could
only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good", said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy", she
yelled. "We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other
girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to
reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good", said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 24."

Subject: Cold Winters in the Caribbean
>
> A lady goes on a vacation to the Caribbean wishing her husband had
> been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and
> after a night of passionate love making she asks him,
> "What is your name?"
> "I can't tell you," the black man says.
>
> Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his
> name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her
> last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"
> "I can't because you will make fun of me," the black man says.
> "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.
> "Fine, my name is Snow," the black man replies.
>
> The lady bursts into laughter and the man gets mad and says,
> "I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "It's my
> husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10
> inches of Snow every day in the Caribbean!