Jamaica is ..
"Blue Mountain Coffee and Sorrel."
"Kola Champagne, Manish Water."
"Jerk Pork, Scotch Bonnet, Hardough Bread.
"FryFish & Bammy, Coco Bread & Patty.
"Irie, Nyabingi, Boogooyaga, Legobeast.
"Cornmeal Dumplin, Dasheen, Yam, Coco."
"Pimento, Ackee & SaltFish, Black Mango, Star
Apple."
Jamaica is
"Anancey and Big Boy stories."
"Jackfruit, Juneplum, Nesberry, Ginep and
Hogplum."
"Busta, Icey mint, and Paradise plum."
"Tinking toe, Drops, Gizzada, and Grater cake."
"Bun and cheese, and Sorrel and Rum cake."
"OLIVER SAMUELS"
"Doouckunu, Dip and Fall Back, Run-down."
"Bulla, Totoe , Festival and SaltFish Fritters.
"Peppa shrimps, blue draws, Roast breadfruit and
corned pork."
Jamaica is
"Cool runnings, cease and settle, haul and pull up
& nuff respect."
"Reggae Boyz. "
"Rum and Red Stripe."
"Kin-Puppa-Lick !!, Blouse and skirt !!, Gouzum !!"
"Rhattid !!, Blough-wow !!, Geeze-u-wiz !!
"Suck-suck and sky-juice."
"Wi likkle but wi tal-a-wa!"
"Wey yu a sey, What a gwan & How it a go dung"
"bull-buck and duppy conqueror"
"Zinc fence and gully water."
Jamaica is
"Escoviche fish, julie mango, Oxtail, tripe&beans."
"Icy mint an bus-mi-jaw."
"Stop de cow bawlng eena de place."
"Anyting wha sweet yu gwine sour yu."
Weh yu "kibba yu mout"
"Nu mek mi spit an it dry up before yu cum back"
"Blouse an' skirt, and kiss mi neck back
JAMAICA IS EVERYTHING WE ARE AND MUCH MUCH
MORE...JAMAICA LAND WE
LOVE!!
IF YOU LOOK AT THIS LIST AND YOUR HEART
SMILES...YOU'RE DEFINATELY
JAMAICAN SEND THIS TO ALL JAMAICANS ON YOUR LIST
RESPECT IN EVERY ASPECT!!!!!
Sunday, January 21, 2007
"Only In Jamaica "
Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.
Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at rum bars.
Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.
Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem
skin wid toothpaste.
Only in Jamaica, prisoners are allowed to have cell phone fe run dem
operation and report warden to dem posse.
Only in Jamaica, the Airport people can tell you bout yuh parts and
there is nobody to report them to.
Only in Jamaica, when you go t a restaurant, the waiter tells you
hold on so he can watch the football game.
Only in Jamaica, tief tie up security guard and steal him German
Shepherd Guard Dog.
Only in Jamaica, you can step up and step down in a bus same time.
Only in Jamaica, you can borrow somebody else side of the road fi
drive pon till yours get better.
Only in Jamaica, the more mess politician mek is the more pay dem
get.
Only in Jamaica, SUV can' pass road test.
Only in Jamaica, you have bicycle-by shootings.
Only in Jamaica, the Gulf-War still affect gas price.
Only in Jamaica, can a thief hold you up and ask you to walk wid more
money the next time.
Only in Jamaica, police go to arrest a thief without a handcuff.
Only in Jamaica, do you see a driver and a passenger in a cab sharing
the same seat.
Only in Jamaica, police are afraid of criminals.
Only in Jamaica, is the greatest tourist attraction a Rent-a-Dread.
Only in Jamaica, can Ganja be the best form of agriculture in the
country.
Only in Jamaica, can you be taxed for excessive use of oxygen.
Only in Jamaica, does every one drive a deportee and the less
fortunate, a Lada.
Only in Jamaica, can you report a crime in progress and the police
tell you to stop interrupting the domino game.
You know you are in Jamaica when even the baddest D.J. becomes a
Christian.
Yuh have potholes so big when yuh drop in, yuh can come out.
You know you are ina Jamaica when someone is wearing a bubble jacket
in 100 degree heat because "dem waan ina de lick"
You know you are in Jamaica when the last general election was called
a bashment.
You know you are in Jamaica when it is 96 degrees and you need no
shade...because nowhere else in the world could you go and find such
peace of mind and contentment wid so much madness and confusion at
the same time.
same time.
Once upon a time every J'can come from Kingston, now dem seem to come
from everywhere but Kingston. "
Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.
Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at rum bars.
Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.
Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem
skin wid toothpaste.
Only in Jamaica, prisoners are allowed to have cell phone fe run dem
operation and report warden to dem posse.
Only in Jamaica, the Airport people can tell you bout yuh parts and
there is nobody to report them to.
Only in Jamaica, when you go t a restaurant, the waiter tells you
hold on so he can watch the football game.
Only in Jamaica, tief tie up security guard and steal him German
Shepherd Guard Dog.
Only in Jamaica, you can step up and step down in a bus same time.
Only in Jamaica, you can borrow somebody else side of the road fi
drive pon till yours get better.
Only in Jamaica, the more mess politician mek is the more pay dem
get.
Only in Jamaica, SUV can' pass road test.
Only in Jamaica, you have bicycle-by shootings.
Only in Jamaica, the Gulf-War still affect gas price.
Only in Jamaica, can a thief hold you up and ask you to walk wid more
money the next time.
Only in Jamaica, police go to arrest a thief without a handcuff.
Only in Jamaica, do you see a driver and a passenger in a cab sharing
the same seat.
Only in Jamaica, police are afraid of criminals.
Only in Jamaica, is the greatest tourist attraction a Rent-a-Dread.
Only in Jamaica, can Ganja be the best form of agriculture in the
country.
Only in Jamaica, can you be taxed for excessive use of oxygen.
Only in Jamaica, does every one drive a deportee and the less
fortunate, a Lada.
Only in Jamaica, can you report a crime in progress and the police
tell you to stop interrupting the domino game.
You know you are in Jamaica when even the baddest D.J. becomes a
Christian.
Yuh have potholes so big when yuh drop in, yuh can come out.
You know you are ina Jamaica when someone is wearing a bubble jacket
in 100 degree heat because "dem waan ina de lick"
You know you are in Jamaica when the last general election was called
a bashment.
You know you are in Jamaica when it is 96 degrees and you need no
shade...because nowhere else in the world could you go and find such
peace of mind and contentment wid so much madness and confusion at
the same time.
same time.
Once upon a time every J'can come from Kingston, now dem seem to come
from everywhere but Kingston. "
Sunday, January 07, 2007
And old Indian man
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe, and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
One US official asked Chief Two Eagles. "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied:
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
NoTaxes,
No Debt,
Plenty Buffalo,
Plenty Beaver,
Women Did All The Work,
Medicine Man Free,
Indian Man Spent All Day Hunting And Fishing,
All Night Having Sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled . . .
. "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe, and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
One US official asked Chief Two Eagles. "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied:
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
NoTaxes,
No Debt,
Plenty Buffalo,
Plenty Beaver,
Women Did All The Work,
Medicine Man Free,
Indian Man Spent All Day Hunting And Fishing,
All Night Having Sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled . . .
. "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."